Herm's Perm hits crunch time

Dear Loyal Readers,

That dreaded time of year has arrived again for Wilt and Bubb: Finals Week. As much as you would probably like us to devote all of our time to satirizing and scrutinizing the world of sports, we must study instead so we can get real jobs and make real money. Reality, as in the thing that hits after you leave college, sucks. Just ask Canaan and 908. So bear with us, as we enter a stretch where content will be more sparse than finding a woman who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods.

We greatly appreciate your interest and loyalty to the Perm.

Love,

Bubb, Wilt and, of course, Herm