Hey, the draw was great. Two bomb threats on the gorgeous Charlize Theron (South Africa native) during the draw for the 2010 World Cup. Lovely Charlize, and TWO BOMB THREATS. Who dares to kill her. This would kill me. My jackoff revenue would drop by 90% if Charlize was sent to the grave. Thankfully though, she made it through, and didn't even get raped!
The draw that Charlize brought on, brought on the English mutha fuckas. Yeah, we gonna Quake your ass, you bloody wankas. First game of the C division, and the best game of the entire 2010 World Cup. A rivalry that only compares to that of Jews vs Christians. As an American (Christian) go fuck yourself you damn faggot English (Jews).
You and Rooney can eat a penis the size of your largest fish in your fish and chips. You are gay. You know who isn't gay? Landon Donnvon. Jozy Altidore. Tim Howard. Americans. Have fun getting your penis ripped off like the revolutionary war, and also enjoy us strolling into a second round match against Australia.
Sure, all this isn't til June, but I'm fucking pumped, as well as drunk. GO AMERICA. JE N'AIME PAS LES ANGLAIS. ALLER LES ETAS-UNIS!!!!!!