This is endorsed by famous atheletes like Plaxico Burress, Jason Williams and Tom Brady. Wait, what? Tom Brady? (Bubb checks ESPN with a look of "can anything worse happen to me this week?"). Yes Bubb, yes it can. Although it's no where near as big an issue as Plaxico (who gets two years in jail), Tom will be a little short on diaper money. There is a lawsuit out on Tom for a cool mill in damages from a wild and crazy after-wedding party in Costa Rica.
Well, apparently it does matter, 'cuz Tommy is gonna be a few dollars short. Make that $1 million short. It will probably hurt with a kid on the way. Baby Brady might not get to enjoy the fun of finger painting on a canvas of solid platinum. How sad. Maybe now Brady wont take life for granted and, oh, I don't know, win a championship again. Dammit it's been five years already.