September 25, 2009

Somewhat Inebriated/Legit Intoxicated FRIDAY Post

Dear vigilant readers,

I'm going to get food. Enjoy this:


HOT BABES! 12 O'CLOCK! WHY ARE WE WATCHING MEANINGLESS FOOTBALL???

No, no. We will not be distracted. Pressing issues must be addressed.
Okay, fuck. There are no pressing issues.
Ole Miss, aka, "Mississippi," aka, the state whose name I know only because of Mark Twain, LOST tonight. They were #4. Nobody cared.
So... GO AARON CORP @3 in the depth chart. Psych, Mustain is fielding punts. If someone watched the SOFT SEC game, Corp would be relieved of his blame. BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT EXPECTATIONS.

In all honesty...

YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, TYSHAWN???

PARTY TIME?

YES.

[sober morning edit]

I don't know what the fuck this is or means, but I am sorry.

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