I promised myself I would never get on Twitter. Ever. Nobody fucking cares that I
sharted in my "History of Humanity" lecture or that I walked in on
Lil Romeo giving a reach-around to a grizzly bear (one of which actually happened. And I've never taken "History of Humanity"). This picture sufficiently sums up my attitude toward tweeting:

Herman Edwards, on the other hand, made no such statement. So
follow us like it's 2001 and you're being led into a war against Iraq. If you don't, it'd be fucking unpatriotic. Link on the side, too.
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