I promised myself I would never get on Twitter. Ever. Nobody fucking cares that I sharted in my "History of Humanity" lecture or that I walked in on Lil Romeo giving a reach-around to a grizzly bear (one of which actually happened. And I've never taken "History of Humanity"). This picture sufficiently sums up my attitude toward tweeting:
Herman Edwards, on the other hand, made no such statement. So follow us like it's 2001 and you're being led into a war against Iraq. If you don't, it'd be fucking unpatriotic. Link on the side, too.