PermCast: Reactions to a Victory #3 over #8

The picture says it all for Ohio State Fans. "We only have football going for us here in the Midwest and you damn Californioners come here and take that away :(" First of all, OSU is still just as bad as last years team, overrated in every position. Playing the likes of Michigan State and Northwestern your team looks good similar to the girls who hangout with the fugly friend to make her look Natalie Portman-ish. Second of all,
I hate when people refer to Ohio as part of the Midwest. What the fuck. They're a short distance from the east coast and filled with un-humble douche bags who think they can tip toe the line between the nice/loser Midwest and the cool/asshole east coast. Go fuck yourselves in the buckeye. The real douche bags reside here.....

And the real douche bags know how to win an important game. With a freshman QB in the cockpit, they still prance into your friendly stadium and bulldozed you over with a heart crushing loss (see picture at top). All there is left to do for the Buck's is to wash their hands, dry their eyes and realize that they have the likes of Indiana on their schedule the rest of the way. Way to win appreciation without actually deserving it Ohio.

Now for the main course, everyone's favorite, the hastily scrapped together racist PermCast.....

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(Drunk Victory Babbling from Bubb/USC)

Couldn't have said it any better. Okay, maybe a little better...

Yes, I predicted THE University of Southern California to beat ohio state by the 7.5 spread. It didn't happen. I could honestly give a fuck less. Here's a brief recount of my recollection of the game:

-CHRIS GALIPPO INT.

-USC TOUCHDOWN.

-SOME OSU PLAYER THROWS A SHORT PASS FOR A LONG COMPLETION. HERBSTREIT CALLS HIM A QUARTERBACK.

-BARKLEY, FRESHMAN, LEADS USC TO A SECOND-HALF FIELD GOAL WITH LESS THAN 55 SECONDS IN THE FIRST-HALF.

-A SAFETY

-A FIELD GOAL

-BOMB-ASS DRIVE, HIGHLIGHTED BY JOE McKNIGHT (4) AND AFOREMENTIONED FRESHMAN'S POISE. GAME WINNING TOUCHDOWN.

-CELEBRATION.

I have never been so elated by redneck depression. Ohio thrives on three things:

-Ohio State's football success

-The Browns?

-Ruining elections.

The outcome of the first has been quashed like Stephen Hawking in the 100M olympics.

Brady Quinn's NFL success accounts for the second.

Al Gore's Nobel and George Bush's self-embarrassment for eight years vouch for the last.

Conclusion:

A state whose success, economic and recreational, rests upon the legs of Terrell Pryor, might as well be on the legs of Frankie Roosevelt.

Every single one of the O-H-I-O fans faces post-STEPHON JOHNSON depression represented by the state's mentality of "I've been shat on. Fuck. My savior, TP, failed. My next best option involves a stool, a ceiling pole and a rope with a slipknot."

If you're reading this, and spent $100 or more on tickets to watch this game, I HOPE YOU PULLED FOR SC. Otherwise, here you go.

I can't watch the highlights of this game without uncontrollably yelling for Bark n McNeezy.

Bring on Texas n Tebow. Call me when either of those teams play top-10s. Colt McCoy will redeem his insurance package and Tebow will be crucified. Freshman CHAMP.