Debut of the Perm-O-Meter: Sportcenter, Aug. 13

So, as you all know, Mike Vick is getting a shot in Philly and Herm has a few words for him and the Eagles tonight. He seems much too excited, smiling and licking his lips as Sal Palantonio sets up his argument. He might just be thinking of how he could have used Brody Croyle more effectivly, and then, as the camera switched to him, realized Brody Croyle's actual abilities. Herm states that he wants Mike Vick (PETA's antagonist) to move around on the offense and be a threat in different postions. That's obvious 'cuz he couldn't play quarterback before his stay in Leavenworth, KS, so there is no way he is jacking McNabb's position. He's also settling the Philly fans down, letting them know that he doesn't have to play - just get back to the real world, and then into football form. Overall, a solid Hermiview, but it's extremely easy to do an interview with Sal Pali so he gets a 3/4 perm-formance.