August 13, 2009

Goodell Takes Away a Year of Donte’ Stallworth’s Playing Time, Gas Money


NFL commissioner Roger Goodell finally ruled on Donte’ Stallworth’s itsy-bitsy uh-oh, which happened to result in a man’s death. Stallworth will be suspended without pay for the entire 2009 season. This gives him plenty of time to take nice long walks on the beach, reflect upon his life and possibly receive a visit from Karma.

In his letter to Stallworth, Goodell condemns him for staining the reputation of the league and its players.

Just like Mario Reyes stained Stallworth’s $400,000 whip. Douchebag.


ESPN: Donte' Stallworthsuspended without pay for 2009 season

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