Yes, we fumbled thrice in the Washington territory. But Corp's performance at quarterback was disparagingly pathetic. He threw balls into double and triple coverage, as if to try and prove that he deserved to start over Barkley. His selfishness only proved that this person playing QB would have given USC a better shot of winning:
If Corp isn't cut by tomorrow, I hope he's at least behind Garrett Green on the quarterback depth chart. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck you Corp.Here's Wilt with some positive KU news. Go choke on barbed wire, Corp.
We won. That's all. Todd Reesing whipped out his big floppy and grabbed the blue devils head and commenced to flogging. Then after all the bones were turned into mush, Todd made the devils suck it till he came, in the form of a 44 to 16 finish. Can I get a UNDEFEATED? (Bubb reaches for shotgun)
Luckily for all you readers, we transcribed our string of threads during the game put them below. Enjoy Bubbs depressed thoughts and my arrogant ones. As always, Wilt = blue and Bubb = red and these are word for word.
2:29 am-Shat is LA doing on s ku night
2:17 pm- cale pick yeahhhh
heeeeeyooooo cale pick
TOBEN
2:21- Stop. I'm trying to focus on the REAL game in the REAL conference.
steve sarc all day
2:26- Fuck you with an infected shofar. Yes a shofar. look that shot up.
Wow that is one fucked up shot
Pete n sark with a heartfelt nostalgic moment.
That's cute. you know what else is cute? Not having the usc game.
2:42- I haven't seen holes that gaping since Paris hilton's last obgyn appointment.
How do you have holes in gapping? Still don't have game. No clue what you are referencing.
2:46- Reread the text. It makes perfect sense. So does peach champagne mimosas.
Sorry. Hangover is clouding my judgement horrible
Completely acceptable excuse
Jake locker is legit. Sorta.
2:54- Jesus. I thought that 3 purple jerseys was an automatic no throw
2:56- That's Why he's the backup. God damn. the girls next to me just dropped a "that's a huge hole" followed by "that's what she said. Sluts
the future of our nation. Or should I say our future child birthers. Misogyny......YEA
3:06- Taylor mays. Suit up dammit. Your knee is fine. There's no kryptonite in Washington.
you guys could use him. Jake locker just jogged into the endzone. May doesn't like that shit
3:17- Nick holt is dissatisfied. He doesn't have 4 NFL lb's at his disposal.
wow look whos warmin the bench again (Joe Mcknight injury 1)
Eric berry and tim tebow just collided. The world almost crumbled
3:20- Stephon just mcknight-ed it. Nice ball control
Damn. If teneckee wins, lane kiffin will never be allowed near a church again.
3:34- Jesus. Picked off by berry. This game is EPIC
3:37- Fuck and yes. Thus game...not so much. Corp is clearly a bitch.
Clearly.
3:45- Jesus 2.0 might be crusified today
Well Oregon is also doing work against Mormons. And it's the Jewish new year. Bad day for the church.
God eris fucking berry is the shit. He is so good.
3:50- Did you see that awesome TEAM LOGO
No. Washington is looking legit against fucking Corp.
4:01- Yeah or you guys just look like shit
4:15- Wow the state of michigan owns notre dame
4:32- Joe mcnasty could let stephon steal his fumble thunder (Mcknight fumble 1)
He doin his jahvid impression breaking it outside.
4:35- More like a ledanian tomlinsob impersonation (injury 2)
Joe mcknight: hypochondriac extraordinaire.
You can just assume by the 3rd quarter that he won't be on the field
Put in Barkley.
4:41- What happened to CBS doesn't have and sec contract?
I make shit up when I'm hungover. Tim tebow just jacked off to gay porn with a noose around his neck while being gluttonous.
Following in the footsteps of his father, Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth.
4:46- you should be focusing on the game and not joking around. You're tied with washington
4:55- Mitch mustain. Where is Mitch mustain?
I don't know but this i'd horrible
5:25- Dear Aaron Corp. Kill yourself. Transfer. Do not come back to California.
5:33- Dear ball, learn how to stay in my hands. Love, joey mclnight (Mcknight fumble 2)
5:35- God usc football is boring. Reason 1 why spread is superior
Aaron Corp wouldn't be able to go thru all those reads and complete a pass either way. (At this point, he is so ruined that he didn't even fight back)
5:40- Taylor mays needs to grow a dick and get on that field
5:47- Everyone thought we couldn't make it to a natty champ cuz of a freshman. We won't make it cuz of a redshirt sophomore.
comence somber shots.....now
5:50- Goalposts are comwing down
No. They just want to rape eachother at midfield. (sour much?)
Two people? Good luck.
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