For all you non french speakers, Semain Trois is french for 'week three'. Hey, look at that, it is indeed the third week of the College Football season. Like our new graphic? No? That's funny 'cuz as I look at it, all I can see is a Saturday night for Bubb Rubb, and nights with Bubb are awesome.
Know what else is awesome? Mixing cough syrup, speed, and Hawaiian punch. It's an amazing combo for anyone looking to flirt with asphyxiation and or death. It is a memorable 18 minutes, though, while you verbally abuse your sofa and punch your blender. This concoction has other suitable uses as well, like as a metaphor for really hot football teams, like say.....the U.
Remember when I said earlier that both Florida teams in the ACC were going to blow. What I really meant was to say is that any Florida team with a racist mascot is going to blow. When I picked Georgia Tech as ACC winners, I didn't take into account the fact that Miami has a black quarterback. I don't even know what I was thinking. HE'S BLACK. We might as well Lou Holtz (jump to irrational conclusions) this one and line them up against Florida. Black man versus Jesus 2.0. That would be fun, as long as you pregame with an aerosol can.
See. He's calling for your Tebow. HE'S BLACK!
Maybe my predictions in the ACC were horrible, but that conference is as relevant as Entourage's story line. What is relevant is the fact that I recognized the Notre Dame shittyness. One for two ain't bad, unless you are Charlie Weis. The man is on a very large and extra supported hot seat right now. Let's just get this through everyone's head right now. Any assistant to Bill Belichick is his bitch, and being Belickick's bitch, means that there is no mentoring. Just random commands from the man in the sweatshirt with no rhyme or reasoning. This explains the secretion of shit coaches from the Pats. They don't learn anything.
Now, as for the Irish, they are not good. Not good as in, they just got trampled by a freshman quarterback with no talent at his disposal. Notre Dame fans might say "hey it's not fair they practice more and, and, and they cheat," but you forget that cheaters always prosper. Being the holy and cleansed assholes that Notre Dame fans are, you wouldn't understand that half the world cheats. How do you think America was freed? They cheated. Guerrilla tactics you dumb fucks. So maybe if you got off you knees and started pouring anthrax in opposing team's water, you wouldn't have an issue with this.
OVERDOSE OF THE WEEK
Uh-Oh. Did Wilt Stilts hit again with a prediction? (spoiler alert) YES.
As I alliterated last week, K-State was teetering on the edge between chronic