Saints, Colts Fans May Not Live to See 16-0

Hopes for perfect seasons in Indy and Nawleans remain intact after both teams squeaked by their respective opponents yesterday. For some, each team's success is the life-blood of their fans. Literally. There's a good chance that a large portion of each fan base will meet their demise if they are removed from the life support that is perfection.

Just look at Granny! She hasn't been this excited since the invention of Viagra, or maybe the recently proposed Medicare bill. Gramps, on the other hand, looks to be mid-stroke. Probably the fault of Kris Brown's leg.