John Calipari's Daughter Still Can't Evade Stalker

Erin Calipari, the lesser of the two Calipari daughters (as seen in the picture to the right), continues to experience a mysterious email invasion. She updated her Facebook status a few weeks back in an initial attempt to convince the person to cease and desist. A few days ago, Erin reiterated her message with a hint of sarcasm and I'm-funny-because-John-Calipari-is-my-father wit.

Her status reads:

"If the person who keeps trying to hack into my email would put that will and perseverance towards something else, I am convinced that they would be very successful at something..."

And here's a screen grab for the doubters:

 Of all people, Erin should be appreciative of this creeper's perseverance. Some people will stop at nothing and refuse to recognize boundaries, laws and regulations when they are determined to get what they want. Maybe all this stalker wants is a job with the Kentucky coaching staff.


In other news, Erin's much more aesthetically-pleasing sister, Megan, got into Commonwealth College at Umass. An Honors school at Umass, eh? That's like...being elected President of The Netherlands. Congrats on your accomplishment(?), Megan. I'm sure the boys of Umass are perved and ready for your arrival.