Pete Carroll's playcalling gets douchey: Some USC-UCLgay photos

Henceforth, if any coach tries to call a tiemout against USC with Pete Carroll at the helm, the next play will always go for a touchdown. The circumstances of the timeout are completely irrelevant. Broken play? Hail Mary. Injured player? Hail Mary. Stopping the clock for a late-game field goal? Blocked kick for six.

That juncture probably lands in my top-3 best live-game moments of all time. So you can share my satisfaction, here are some pictures from the game, most of which are not of actual football.

 Hey, some football!

An overabundance of alcohol combined with being forced to watch UCLA "play" football may cause drowsiness.

You're quite the spectacle.

Compton native Marcellus Wiley stopped by for a bit.

And to cap it all off...

Jake and Amir showed up. They were equally taken aback to see that Herm's Perm was in attendance.