Ha! Just kidding. But really it's going to happen. It's just a matter of time now, but thanks to this asshole, who clearly came across our website, noticed we hadn't switched over to our own domain (hermsperm.com) and snatched it up like a last muffin on Charlie Weis' kitchen table, we are shit out of luck. What an asshole. Go eat an oil filter full of Pennzoil you cunt. Now we have to wait for a response from this guy. Don't know how much he is going to black ball us on this, but it could be a Michael Crabtree situation here.Soooo, since we don't know if our budget will support a large black balling, we might be forced into some other, gayer name. This is where you come in. We have some options for the Perm to move to. Options that are less good. Options that are like dumping Herm Edwards for Todd Haley. Major downgrades in names, but if worse comes to worst, then these are our choices:
www.hermansperm.com
www.hermsperm.net
www.hermsperm.edu
www.fuckyouhermsperm.com
www.wereallywanthermsperm.com
or my favorite..www.blackheadcoachsperm.com
Please comment, and if all of a sudden your typing of www.hermsperm.blogspot.com fails in your quest to find us, then you know where to reach us, because we would have successfully blue balled their ass for our hermsperm.com.
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