Week 12 Rap-Up: Jake Delhomme is a vagina

And not just because he broke his po' widdew pinky. It's because CMello said so and that man is the Adam Schefter of rap. He once snuck into Jeff Garcia's bedroom to watch him turn down sex with his wife, Carmella DeCesare (October 26), to confirm Garcia's homosexuality. Yeah, he makes Anderson Cooper's reporting look like a Toddler using a microphone as a pacifier. IT SUCKS.

Your musical pleasurings after the jump. CMello's Rap-Up is unofficially sponsored by Trojan Condoms, but we'd sure like to make it official.